Nov 14 2008

California Prop 8. It's Sarcasm time.

I’d like to congratulate the great state of California on their approval of Proposition 8. In these dire economic times, they took one for the team, doing their part to stimulate the economy. Now that Connecticut has same sex marriage with no restrictions of residency, California has helped to create a whole new economy of same sex marriage tourism. I’d like to commend California on their realization that there is already plenty of love, equality and tolerance in this world. There is more than enough to cover all of us without extending the same to those people. I’d like to salute your independent spirit. Never before has millions of Mormon dollars from outside state borders made such a difference in state level politics. The campaign against promiscuity in our personal lives has never won such a victory as this proposition which bans two people from having a legal monogamous relationship. Your wisdom and common sense shall lead us all, though where exactly it is taking us is another matter. You make me sick. Congratulations. I hope you’re happy.