May 26 2009

News Shots 05-26-09

I Hope to write an article about the Prop 8 thing tomorrow, for now, here’s a good one by John Scalzi:

Reminder: California is a State in Which Same-Sex Marriages Are Legal

Enough said for now.

Michael Steele and conservative Principles

Here’s his great comment:

The Republican Party has turned a corner, and as we move forward Republicans should take a lesson from Ronald Reagan. Again, we’re not looking back – if President Reagan were here today he would have no patience for Americans who looked backward. Ronald Reagan always believed Republicans should apply our conservative principles to current and future challenges facing America. For Reagan’s conservatism to take root in the next generation we must offer genuine solutions that are relevant to this age.

The problem with this, well, let’s list a couple.

1. Conservative principles are not realistic solutions. As they are applied by the Republican Party, they are an inflexible point of view that addresses a belief system and not an objective reality. In essence, conservative principles as currently envisioned are faith based, not science based, and will therefore always collapse like a Creationist’s arguments.
2. Reagan is dead. Let him stay that way. His policies didn’t work either.
3. Isn’t it kind of a contradiction in terms for conservatism to look to the future?

Case in point

They just can’t turn the page on this birth certificate thing. They just collected $40,000 to rent a billboard asking (no this is not a re-run) for the document. Well, that’s $40,000 dollars worth of stimulus money that they can’t claim Democrats wasted.

Case in point #2

Norm “Never give up” Coleman will review Sotomayor’s record when he’s elected, so at least he’s off the hook on that one.

Pelosi: I thought they told, me but then it turned out they didn’t and when they said last week that they did, well, they were lying, like they were when they told me in the first place, but that doesn’t mean I ever knew anything so is that all clear now?

The facepalm was invented for her.

New DNC message: REPUBLICANS BAAADDD!!!

In other words, keep it simple, stupid.

The Texas version of Take the Money and Run:

Use stimulus dollars to renovate the mansion then secede. I’d like to shake the hand of the guys that burned the mansion though.

Glenn Beck tries to sandbag Barney Franks gets teabagged instead

And not is a tax protest kind of way.

That’s so 2005

Great blog post on the lead up to the meltdown.


May 17 2009

News Shots 5-17-09

Fun for the whole family!

This is from Criggo.com, a favorite of mine. Get this book, try it on your friends, particularly if they are Dick Cheney.

The fate of the free world lies in the hands of the Minnesota Supreme Court

Final briefs and arguments have been filed by the Coleman and Franken campaigns. This is the last state-level stop.

We haven’t just ruined our health care system

We’ve completely destroyed Iraq’s as well.

Michael Steel: Gay Marriage will hurt small businesses.

Really, this is good news, it means they’re almost out of arguments. I expect the white flag on this issue just after they describe how all gays are socialist fascists who want to tax us to death.

In the tradition of “Thank you for Smoking”…Thank you for outsourcing

I read a news story on NPR that I can’t find now about how an entire Texas Town was shut down because the sock mills moved to Guatemala for a difference of seven cents per sock. Now, do you want to look at this article?

Obama, science and ethanol

Looks like we’re finally going to get an answer on whether ethanol is better for the environment or not. Thing is, it might not be the answer we want to hear.

Dick Cheney: A gollum in the Vice Presidential Bunker

And loose-lipped Joe Biden gave it away.


May 9 2009

News Shots 5-9-09

This is how the discussions go at the Texas Board of Education

1: Let’s see, the text book should talk about evidence of the prevailing theory of the creation of the universe, the evidence for the big bang, and how we determine the relative age at around 13-15 billion years. This should open the door for creating discussion on why there is debate about the age of the universe.
2: Could this possibly lead to debate including the strict biblical interpretation?
1:Yes. We can vote now.

vote results: 11-3 in favor.

2: (Facepalm)

Texas is a big danger because it is the only state to create education guidelines in this way, and it is compounded by creating these guidelines statewide. This makes it the single biggest market for textbooks. Publishers actually plan textbooks for the Texas guidelines and then adapt them for use in areas with more common sense (i.e. just about anywhere). I wish we could make an agency to create guidelines like this for a larger area to force Texas into accepting somebody else’s ideas for once.

Ah, what am I thinking, we’d probably find some ex terrorist to lead it or something.

White house wants $60 billion for healthcare

That’s a big number, and the jackass republicans will throw a fit over it as a new socialist entitlement brought on by radical islamist aliens from the oceans or something, but I “betcha” that they won’t mention that’s $60 billion dollars more worth of profit it will allow American corporations to make. Instead, they would rather do nothing and complain about how companies are being strangled by Democratic policies. They’ll do it just so that they have something to complain about, too.

I’ll come back to this in a minute.

GM, overseas production, and union concessions

GM thanks the unions for making concessions which may allow the company to live. They give their thanks by increasing offshore production, when the money we have given them is to create American jobs.

Let’s think about this: Michigan is practically a failed state for its poverty and job loss. They hand out tax breaks to anyone looking to start a company there (I just filed papers for my company there instead of my own state) So here is my thinking: What if Michigan, with all its unused industrial capacity, told companies that instead of giving tax breaks, it would cover the health care obligations of the workers employed in the state? Since much of the debt and burden of GM right now is health care and retirement, this could eliminate a significant burden, and make an even better incentive to bring production back. This would also make Michigan a small scale test bed for the Obama health plan. If it can bring prosperity back to a state in as dire a situation as Michigan, it would create a major boost to the Obama plan. I don’t know, I usually criticize instead of throwing things out there like this. Maybe it’s time I got my own butt kicked.

Can you Spare a Feeling for the Perpetuators of Hate Crimes?

The Daily Show takes a look at deliberations over hate crime legislation. Watch the Republicans fear that this may lead to double jeopardy for people who hate other groups of people (like the Republicans do, they’re just protecting their own). Really, if I can try people who commit hate crimes for more, or again, good. Let’s do it. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m a liberal. I’m supposed to be soft on crime and compassionate. I forget myself sometimes. Oh, and they’re complaining more that State and federal charges can be brought to bear, when it has already been deemed constitutional for this to  happen in other cases.

Michael Steele on the constitution and Supreme Court

1) not only have we barely begun to speculate on a nominee, much less heard a so-far-off-the-record-it-might-as-well-be-in-Swaziland comment, but Michael Steele has already judged Obama’s (nameless) choice.

2) Isn’t radio dead? How can we take a party seriously when their message comes to us by AM radio? they might as well be campaigning by cave painting.

3) Michael, this hip-hopification of the GOP isn’t going to work until you realize that hip-hop uses rhymes and beats.

Obama cuts funding for Yucca Mountain site

Great, we’ll just keep it in those leaky temporary containers in 39 temporary sites while we think of somewhere else to put it.

Salazar keeps Bush rules about Polar Bears in place

Polar bears are kind of the canary in the coal mine for the arctic circle. I can only hope this is temporary while something better is put together.


Apr 19 2009

News Shots 4-19-09

I see….He’s the Republican Black Sheep, but he certainly fits in….

Michael Steele talking about “suspicious” “people” “taking names and pictures” at a pro life rally. Maybe they were reporters, and he just isn’t used to seeing them. Really, the paranoia in this clip is fit for Ann Coulter’s audience. Clip is from Hannity.

Tex. Governor wants to secede, because we all know how well that turned out before.

Here’s the press conference. As a matter of fact, we might be better off…….

Iowa Senator Threatened over Gay Marriage decision

Just because he’s openly gay. And, because, you know allowing gays to marry is going to lead us all into violent chaotic upheaval, kind of like guys how randomly threaten lawmakers with death because of….hey wait a minute….

If the Republicans go this way, I won’t have any problem with it.

This is a brilliant move, exclude everybody even more, make the party stronger and it’ll be even stronger, perhaps in its purity, or its pure race……

Here’s a good quote: “It’s time to stand up, speak out, and confuse the Miss McCains of the world with the facts.”

Of course, most of the article is about opinions. It’s amazing how this writer doesn’t understand the discrimination the Republicans dish out, or that SHE HERSELF is.

In a parallel but unrelated story

Former McCain campaign architect says Republicans should embrace their gayness, or at least drop the gay marriage issue from their platform.

The Pig Book is out

Let’s see who is the worst offenders with earmarks. Hmmm…..Alaska led the nation on a per capita basis, Republican Sen. Thad Cochran from Mississippi was highest. To be fair, the next three or four are Democrats, but there you go.

In fiscal year 2009, Congress stuffed 10,160 projects into the 12 appropriations bills worth $19.6 billion. The amount marks a 14 percent increase over 2008.

Overall, that’s not a lot of money, but the increase in a time of calls for restraint from both sides is pretty insulting.

The most untrustworthy politicians list

Palin and Pelosi are at the top. I couldn’t agree more about both of them. Now that Blago’s tower has been toppled, I’m just waiting for these two.

Limbaugh Jumps on Bush for killing hundreds of thousands of Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I’m sorry, I read that wrong. He criticized Obama for killing the three Islamic pirates that kidnapped the ship captain and held him hostage on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Silly me.

Obama isn’t taking our guns. So it was the Republicans that lied.

Gee, I don’t get snookered often, but gosh golly gee whizbang.

I love high end home audio folks….they’ll buy into anything

If you buy these you should be mocked without mercy.


Feb 27 2009

Republicans: We Can Has Minorities