Nov 7 2009

News Shots 11/07/09

Appendix fails to assassinate Glenn Beck

The nation asks doctors to put it back for another try.

The Golden State isn’t worth it

After analysis, the studies find that the standard of living in the high tax, high social program, big government state of California, life isn’t as good as in the  no taxes, small government state of Texas, and the residents are leaving to lower taxed states in droves.

Having seen this coming, this is why I’m an advocate of small government. Too bad there isn’t a small government-lowtax social liberal party out there for me to get behind.The Democrats every once in a while show some interest in it, especially after Clinton proclaimed the era of big government is over. The rest of the party just hasn’t come around to that concept yet.

Todd Akin gambles on the Pledge of Allegiance, Loses

If you want to use it as a political weapon, you should take care to say all the words. I’m just saying.

Cheney’s FBI interview featured 72 times where he couldn’t recall

I know Reagan got away with it, but really, he had Alzheimer’s. Cheney is just avoiding the question.

And Lo, the two party system did create a void, and out of this void came…third parties

America is seeing the problem with the two parties, and we all know that being an independent is a bad route to go (Joe Lieberman). Most of Europe has several parties (BUT THEY’RE ALL SOCIALISTS), so it’s about time we got in on the action, and allowed some more voices into the debate. It can’t get any worse (right?)

Doug Hoffman, the Conservative of NY-23 claims Glenn Beck is his hero

No wonder that race got so fucked up that the Republican candidate dropped out and endorsed the Democrat. With an election as strange as that, I’m shocked there wasn’t a former porn star or reality TV b-lister also on the ballot.

As a result of Barack Obama’s policies, lobbyists are quitting in droves

If only there were a pied piper to run the rest of them out.

Iran Accepts nuclear deal

Funny that Bush was never able to do this….

Texas and Ohio voters reject red light cameras

I think that if we can’t get this on the ballot everywhere, we should reject them like the mysterious guy in Chicago: with a cherry picker and the cover of darkness.

Carly Fiorina to run for California Senate seat

Let’s see, she nearly ruined HP and Compaq, got chased out but kept her $29 million golden parachute, and then was economic advisor to John McCain.  This is one chick that has failed upwards. The difficulty on this is she has money, connections and media savvy. The easy way to beat her is to point out how few of California’s citizens have a golden parachute in their contracts. Should be easy to paint her as one of those Wall Street types that caused this whole economic disaster, and who can’t relate to the masses like her Democratic opponent.

Michele Bachmann losing aides like Washington is losing Lobbyists

Michelle Marston has left her for being too crazy.

Michael Steele on the mid-term elections: We’re Transcendant

Presumably, the chairman meant that his party is ascendant, meaning on the rise, and not transcendent, meaning beyond the limits of comprehension.

The quote says it best.

So AT&T sued Verizon, and Verizon said, “Um well, ok.”

Seems AT&T was getting killed by the Verizon ads comparing networks, and sued, claiming false advertising. The expectation was Verizom would drop the ads and they’d settle out of court. Verizon, on the other hand, replied very simply by saying, “Prove it.” See, the burden of proof is on AT&T and if Verizon has its facts together, well, AT&T has little legal recourse.

This lamp is consumer retribution

An LED lamp that connects to the phone jack in your wall, stealing power from the phone company.

Dick Grayson

The Caustic personality of Dick Grayson

I have to admit, I like him because of one of his faults. He’s overbearing, and overbearing as a real personality fault, but this also makes him a no bullshit kind of guy, and that’s really what we need in politics.

He’s so brash, nobody wants to run opposing him

That’s one way to win an election.

The Fox News Beat

Jane Hall left Fox because of how skewed they are

She says she left because they stopped debating the issues, and because “Beck is scary”.

White House to Democrats: Stop providing balance to Fox News

I think the idea is to let Fox News continue to become more extreme and more marginalized.

Of course, by the laws of Social Newtonianism, that sort of means they must also become more extreme and marginalized. I wonder if they’ve found some sort of Social Gravitation constant I haven’t worked out quite yet.


Jul 8 2009

News Shots 07/08/09

Henry Waxman points the finger

Henry Waxman (D – California) says that by opposing environmental legislation and health care reform, the Republicans are “rooting against” America. Isn’t this the same as Michele Bachmann saying that Democrats are “unAmerican”? This isn’t helping anybody. It’s just pointless name-calling that increases the divide between parties and destroys whatever constructive forward momentum we have. Really, while Republicans are just plain wrong about health care, that last environment bill is a horrible piece of bovine produced fertilizer, and it probably isn’t the best things we could have done. I’m all for helping out the environment, but I’m for doing it rationally, not throwing something at the wall to see if it sticks. If I were in the House I’d have voted against it, asking that we consider provisions in small groups with a good time to review the science of it, and so yes, I disagree with the Democrats on this one (I always said I was independent, didn’t I?)

The Republicans have a new farce, I’m sorry advertisement

60 votes, the Constitution is Fucked! Run to the Hills! The Flying Saucers have landed!!!!   AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Boehner should check his facts before he Whargarbles

He said in a speech that none of the stimulus spending for Ohio had be let out to contracts. Of course, the Ohio Department of Transportation says otherwise. I know he left himself an out by saying “to my knowledge” but really, you know he’s just trying to mislead you.

Sarah Palin still on a mission from God, to sue blogs for writing about the embezzlement story

Sarah, it’s nothing personal, maybe that story was false (and I did actually comment about it) but if your character were above the thought of such a thing, it would have seemed implausible. Unfortunately, with you, no shady accusation seems implausible, and that’s just what you’ve cultivated. I’m still waiting to see if anything comes of the free contracting work on your house. And You’ll just have to take your losses on this lawsuit if it ever goes to trial.

Apparently is was the Freedom of Information Act that made her resign

Requests for information about her political dealings were beginning to confirm suspicions and compromise her ability to govern. Cue the FOIA is unAmerican Whargarble in 3…2…1…

Of course, she polls strong among Republicans

They like their crucified martyrs.

10 most broke states

Yay! Illinois made the list! What do we win? Seriously, the Illinois budget debate is beginning to sound like the Blagojevich years.

Victoria Jackson shows how unfunny stupidity is

The article is titled, fittingly “Ignorance is Bliss”. I’ve been complaining about the celebration of stupid for a while now. Here’s more proof.