Nov 29 2009

News Shots 11/29/09

Sarah Palin Lies about Troopergate in her book

At this point I’m willing to ask the bookstores to reshelve this book as fiction. This time, the trooper involved is speaking out against her, and considering legal action. You betcha!

Andrew Sullivan: Quote for the day

“I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time,” – Utah Senator Chris Buttars, explaining his opposition to allowing same-sex couples to adopt children.

New consensus on stimulus spending

New analysis says the stimulus made the economy much better than it would have been. However, it could have been better. How? More spending early on. Oh, and those Republican tax cuts and bonuses for seniors? Yeah, they were saved and not spent, so, as was predicted before the stimulus went through, we didn’t get anything out of that money.

What happens when the leader of a doomsday cult dies before doomsday?

Apparently a lot of confusion. Hmmm, much easier to just not get involved in one of these.

Teaparty against immigrant amnesty falls to practical joker

Watch as the crowd cheers to the suggestion that European immigrants be sent back to their home country.

NOTE: the headline of this article uses the word “punks” for “practical jokes”. You’ll notice I don’t use certain words on this blog, and punks is one of them. I feel anything associated with Ashton Kutcher is derogatory to real punks, a social political movement of youthful vitality. Also, I don’t use the words “Right” and “Left” for similar reasons. The “right” is so rarely correct these days, and I don’t want to encourage them.

Infographic: Tax Revenue from pot regulation

I don’t and have never smoked the stuff myself, and in fact don’t advocate it even, but the money we spend fighting pot while the drug problems grow in the country and our jails fill with pot users just doesn’t seem right. I advocate legalization and regulation of pot just from a practical sense notion of it.

Librarian censors Alan Moore Comic on her own

Sharon Cook has been fined 10 cents per day because she won’t return a copy of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to the library she works at. That’s ten cents per day since November of 2008. She has the copy with page markers highlighting the pages that contain explicit sexuality (and which she probably looks at every night with the privacy of her own vibrator).

Sarah Palin Slams Newsweek for being sexist for using photo she posed for

Sarah Palin posed for this photo for a running magazine (not Newsweek), and now, since she can get some political points from it, she’s being critical. Makes me wonder, Sarah, when are you going to be able to actually discuss a political issue?

Michele Bachmann’s Rally may have violated House rules

She tried to skirt around the rules by calling it a press conference, but there was no conference, no questions taken from reporters, no statements issued.

More on AT&T vs. Verizon

Verizon’s response: Even AT&T says the ads are true, and the Truth hurts.


Apr 11 2009

News Shots 04-11-09

Reason #1 why being at Harvard doesn’t mean you’re the smartest thing on the block

This writer tries to make a comparison between Bush ignoring the advice of people outside his administration for that of his misguided cronies to Obama’s economic decisions. Problem is, he says that Obama is ignoring the advice of “nearly every eminent economist in the world.” Well, he fails to cite any of these “eminent” economists. Truth is, Obama has consulted everyone and everything he can get his hands on, and is following a path that the rest of the world’s governments also are following based on teh advice of their own eminent economists and the global community of eminent economists. The economists this guy adheres to are apparently conservatives who think reducing taxes on the rich is the way to go. You should also probably avoid articles where the first line is “Now, I’m pretty slow sometimes.”

As a matter of fact, this article isn’t so much an article as a cheap shot. So, to respond in kind, Harvard boy, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Reason #2 why being at Harvard doesn’t mean you’re the smartest thing on the block

Now check out this slick young Harvard student who thinks his less than 20 years of living can outsmart Barney Frank’s years in Congress.

Like the polar ice caps, the Republican party is at a record small size

It’s shrinking and it’s membership thinks it should become more conservative. Yeah, have fun with that.

Turns out if they want to keep their jobs, they should have taken that stimulus money

Republican governors who initially made a stand against accepting stimulus spending because it would make them appear more stodgy, Republican, and dumb have realized stodgy Republican and dumb don’t make you popular. Their state legislatures, from both parties have forced them to accept.Featuring our favs, Palin, Jindal, and Sandford.

Palin knows how to pick ‘em

AG nominee quoted “If a guy can’t rape his wife…who’s he gonna rape?” and “There wouldn’t be an issue with domestic violence if women would learn to keep their mouths shut.” Stay classy.

That resignation that she asked for, she never asked for, kinda like that bridge

The laughs never stop with her.

Karl Rove says Biden lies…or exaggerates

It’s kind of like that whole Iraq WMD 9/11 thing but this time he gets to point the finger, so it’s all fine then.

About that whole Christian nation thing

This guy doesn’t know how biased his opinion is. He criticizes Obama for saying that we aren’t a Christian or a Muslim nation but a nation of individuals. He then tries to make the case that we are even though 1) there’s no official national religion 2) there are non-Christians in this nation, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, atheists and they in fact, make up a statistically significant portion of the population, and 3) the founding fathers recognized the division among sects of Chrsitianity (Catholics, Protestant, etc) made life as bloody and difficult as our current drawing of lines between religions.

My favorite argument this guy makes is this:

The concept of unalienable rights inheres in the Judeo-Christian precept that an all-loving God created man in his image, thus entitling him to dignity, freedom and rights that cannot be divested by the state.

The twist in the argument is that these statements were made in reaction to abuses they saw in limiting the rights of the colonists on the part of the king. There was no basis in Judeo-Christian theology bullshit. I think I need to write a big article on this concept, the founding fathers, whether they were Christian, Secular, atheist, or whether that even mattered in the context of the nation building.

Sign of the times

Star salesperson, needs operation for life-threatening operation, so the company, Zales (looks like I won’t be shopping there) fires her, and messes up the COBRA paperwork. It gets worse from there.

Faith Groups are losing the gay rights fight

Maybe it’s because their argument is “Only my rights matter.”

Scientist who Turned Anglican Priest thinks we’re all going to Hell if we don’t pray or something like that

Wow. Cuckooo!!!

How GM Crushed Saturn

One thing I’ve learned is if you have a high concept for a project, stay true to it.

The End of Christian America

Looks like we’re heading to America 2.0. Only like 8 years too late.

Canadian MP vs. Science

I don’t know how separation of Church and State work in Canada, but I’m sure glad we have it here. Oh…wait.

And a pair of Daily Show clips

And # 2


Feb 26 2009

Bobby Jindal, moron

So the Republicans found their other non-white member and trotted him out in front of the nation to further prove their incompetence and lack of scientific proficiency. They couldn’t even find another minority at the national level, and so had to find a governor to make a fool of himself. (Three down, 47 to go).

So let’s just dive right in, shall we?

The strength of America is not found in our government. It is found in the compassionate hearts and enterprising spirit of our citizens.

I guess that’s why the Republicans fear anarchy so much?

To solve our current problems, Washington must lead.

But I thought that the strength of America was in its people?

But the way to lead is not to raise taxes and put more money and power in hands of Washington politicians. The way to lead is by empowering you – the American people. Because we believe that Americans can do anything.

Lie #1: The plan lowered taxes on 97% of Americans. And the Republican tax plan only empowers the already empowered.

Democratic leaders say their legislation will grow the economy. What it will do is grow the government, increase our taxes down the line, and saddle future generations with debt. Who among us would ask our children for a loan, so we could spend money we do not have, on things we do not need? That is precisely what the Democrats in Congress just did. It’s irresponsible. And it’s no way to strengthen our economy, create jobs, or build a prosperous future for our children.

Lie #2: Who among us would ask a loan of our children? Well, let’s see, the Reagan Administration, Bush I, Bush II: White House Boogaloo for starters. The debt only grew under these hacks. And we all know that the spending of this package, like the spending of the New Deal puts citizens to work and more quickly ends recessionary periods. If you read your recent economics, you’d know that. Oh, I forgot, Republicans don’t read.

In recent years, these distinctions in philosophy became less clear – because our party got away from its principles. You elected Republicans to champion limited government, fiscal discipline, and personal responsibility. Instead, Republicans went along with earmarks and big government spending in Washington. Republicans lost your trust – and rightly so.

Nice to see you recognize your failure. Now go away.

A few weeks ago, the President warned that our nation is facing a crisis that he said ‘we may not be able to reverse.’ Our troubles are real, to be sure. But don’t let anyone tell you that we cannot recover – or that America’s best days are behind her.

Lie # 3: Um, actually, you’re taking that out of context, there Bobby Sue. Here’s the real quote:

It is time to set a new course for this economy, and that change must begin now.  We should have an open and honest discussion about this recovery plan in the days ahead, but I urge Congress to move as quickly as possible on behalf of the American people.  For every day we wait or point fingers or drag our feet, more Americans will lose their jobs.  More families will lose their savings.  More dreams will be deferred and denied.  And our nation will sink deeper into a crisis that, at some point, we may not be able to reverse.

See, he said if we play politics, and don’t act, and take the Republican way out of this, then, at some point, if all goes for the worst, we may not recover. I’m not an blind follower here, but I’m not stupid. I go to the source. Google is great for that. Maybe you should try it. You just type things in and more things come out. Wonder what we can do these days.

While some of the projects in the bill make sense, their legislation is larded with wasteful spending. It includes $300 million to buy new cars for the government, $8 billion for high-speed rail projects, such as a “magnetic levitation” line from Las Vegas to Disneyland, and $140 million for something called “volcano monitoring.”  Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, D.C.

Yeah, it would suck to buy a bunch of fuel efficient cars from American manufacturers, reducing our dependency on foreign oil, and costing the taxpayer less in gas money along the way, all while employing American workers who are about to be laid off. The mag lev line is not set in stone, Vegas-Disney (sin city to wholesome town?) is just one bidder, but you see how he’s manipulating you.

But the most brilliant part of this comment is the volcanoes. Perhaps you’d like to discuss this with some residents around Pompeii, or Krakatoa, or Mt. Vesuvius to see if they would like early warning systems. Oh, you can’t because they’re all dead. You can see their horrified bodies preserved in ash in museums. At least with Mt. St. Helens, they had early warning and evacuated people, and minimized the deaths. Being from Louisiana, you should know a thing or two about disasters.

To strengthen our economy, we need urgent action to keep energy prices down. All of us remember what it felt like to pay $4 at the pump — and unless we act now, those prices will return. To stop that from happening, we need to increase conservation, increase energy efficiency, increase the use of alternative and renewable fuels, increase our use of nuclear power and increase drilling for oil and gas here at home.

Wait, um, didn’t you already criticize the plan for buying fuel efficient cars? And isn’t drilling just prolonging our dependence on oil while watching our planet die a slow and miserable death? Yeah, I thought so.

To strengthen our economy, we also need to address the crisis in health care. Republicans believe in a simple principle: No American should have to worry about losing their health coverage — period.

We stand for universal access to affordable health care coverage. We oppose universal government-run health care. Health care decisions should be made by doctors and patients — not by government bureaucrats. We believe Americans can do anything — and if we put aside partisan politics and work together, we can make our system of private medicine affordable and accessible for every one of our citizens.

What Republican party are you talking about? You’ve blocked every fucking bill that aimed for universal coverage, claiming “The Man” was getting involved in your health care. Instead you saddled our private companies with providing health care, and gave our foreign competitors a huge advantage that we are currently bailing our automakers out from underneath.

This is the nation that cast off the scourge of slavery, overcame the Great Depression, prevailed in two World Wars, won the struggle for civil rights, defeated the Soviet menace and responded with determined courage to the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Let’s see, Great Depression, Soviet Menace, 9-11 Yes! I have it! Bingo! Five in a row. Seriously, how did we beat the Great Depression? Government spending. The only time we fell was when Roosevelt slowed spending. We beat the Soviets by spending and having stronger industry, we won the world wars with our industry, which is deteriorating quickly now.

Okay, Bobby, go back to your backwater, and await your political downfall whenever you come up for re-election. Uh-huh. Bye now.


Feb 8 2009

Libertarians are going hard at the Economy. Too Bad they're wrong.

Check out these two articles:

Economic Change We can Believe In

Commentary: Libertarian ideas to stimulate economy

Despite the fact that Libertarian policies are what caused this recession/depression/clusterfuck, Libertarians are hard at work marketing their brand of naive optimism for economic redemption. I’ve been planning a Johnny Article on Libertarians for a while. Let’s consider this a preview.

Our first article focuses on the corporate income tax, namely eliminating it. The corporate income tax, the article says, is up to 35% of the profits of a business. The main point of the article in our context is this:

Repeal means higher stock prices and improved cash flow. Corporations would respond to this change by investing in plant and equipment, and by hiring additional workers. These investments would be more productive than the ones funded by stimulus projects, since corporations respond to market forces, not to political influence. Since corporations could more easily invest out of retained earnings, repeal would also circumvent many banks’ reluctance to lend.

This is a big assumption. Let’s state it here and now, Libertairians are the Trekkies of the political sphere. They think that everything everyone does is altruistic and great for everyone. But our recent history shows us that increased profits don’t go to these things. They go to big bonuses, big offices, stock dividends, and corporate jets, the things that make companies feel like they have big penises. They also drag out the tired trickle down theory of economics saying that we’d all get a piece of this because we’d get better salaries and the money would be spent. Not true. As we saw this week, the top 1% of earners are making a larger percentage of GDP than anytime since 1928. Notice any parallels here?

The next important point they cite is this:

The budgetary impact of a corporate income tax repeal—roughly $300-350 billion per year—might seem daunting, but this amount falls well short of the Obama fiscal package. The long-run impact will be less than what is implied by current revenues, since repeal will expand economic activity and therefore increase other kinds of tax revenue.

Except that the math doesn’t hold out. The Obama fiscal package is a one-time expense that covers a couple years. It gives people jobs. If people have more money, they spend it on things, but we don’t make things anymore, and so the money goes overseas. Multiply the loss of revenue by a few years, and we’ve lost more than the Obama plan costs. We’re talking about economic multipliers here, and this doesn’t multiply out very well.

Let’s move on to our other article. It starts with the corporate income tax, then moves on. Point two is to increase the carbon tax while reducing other taxes.

The effective way to accomplish this is higher gasoline or other carbon taxes, not the messy, complicated green spending in the Obama plan that will morph into pork in many cases. If higher carbon taxes are combined with lower marginal tax rates, the private sector faces better incentives on both counts. This approach avoids the higher deficits implied by Obama’s green initiatives.

Well, who’s trying to win the popularity contest here? Not the Libertarians. Passing along the cost to us at the pump isn’t the most popular idea out there. It ranks right above reanimating Hitler, though I hear there’s a Republican Committee studying that idea right now. It’s funny how quickly anything green becomes pork, isn’t it? In the end, supporting green initiatives by direct spending creates more jobs faster, and creates a whole new sector of the economy that the Bush Administration left out to rot.

Moderate the Growth of Entitlements: The elephant in the room amidst the stimulus debate is the impending imbalance in Social Security and Medicare as the baby boom generation moves into retirement. Without reductions in benefits, taxes will have to increase substantially, generating a major drag on the U.S. economy.

Hmm, reducing benefits for the oldest and most vulnerable. This is why the Libertarian party doesn’t get elected. I’d support reducing benefits for the wealthy, but they’d probably chase me off their expansive manicured lawns with extreme prejudice. Social security and Medicare aren’t going anywhere. Find a better solution.

Eliminate Wasteful Spending: Most discussion of the stimulus focuses on areas where, according to proponents, government spending should be higher. Much current expenditure, however, is wasteful.

Examples include agricultural subsidies, bloated transportation projects like the Big Dig in Boston, misguided infrastructure projects like the New Orleans levees (why encourage people to live below sea level?), ineffective weapons systems, pork barrel spending, and subsidies for Amtrak and the Post Office (buses are more efficient than railways, and Fedex is more efficient than the Post Office).

Well, you’ve jumped on the say it don’t play it bandwagon. Both parties are guilty of saying “Cut wasteful spending” then funding pet projects with money that doesn’t exist. Let’s see, agricultural subsidies are necessary to keep farmers in business, but to be fair, they don’t react to market dynamics well. The Big Dig in Boston is more mismanaged (on a true big dig scale) than useless. The New Orleans Levees? You really don’t want to fund that? You never want to get elected, so you? Amtrak is more efficient, but made less so by poor rail maintenance due to underfunding and the lack of a bullet train line. Besides, have you ever been on a bus for any good distance? And Fedex is not more efficient, just more expensive to the consumer. Sometimes I don’t know what world these guys live in.

Also, earmarks make up a very small part of the budget. We’d be better off budgeting better, introducing a spending cap that once it’s gone, it’s gone, and actually showing some restraint.

Pork barrel spending. I’m so tried of this term. One man’s pork is an other’s steak, and an other’s bread and butter. Let’s put a new spin on that term: pork barrel is a label that has a point of view. We aren’t out buying pork barrels, we aren’t out just blowing money like the Monopoly guy. These projects are important to parties and recipients, and a target of jealousy for the opposition. Sure there’s some favoritism, there always is, but we can’t lose sight of the fact that pork barrel is a label made by opposition forces, and is irrelevant to the benefit of the program.

They move on to Getting out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Only people arguing about this is Republicans and defense contractors.

Limit Union powers. Hmm, Republicans, anyone? Unions are dumb. Let’s face it, they priced themselves out of the market, but without them, we’d have lower wages and few worker’s rights. Those things cost money and companies don’t hand that stuff out for free.

Renew the commitment to free trade. You mean like NAFTA? yeah, that worked out so well.

Expanding immigration on technical visas. Wow. They actually said something smart here. There are a limited number of these visas, and companies are forced to hire outside of the nation because we can’t produce enough smart people with our wonderful education system. There is a rush and a lottery every time visas open up, and the people that don’t get them wither work overseas, or find jobs with foreign companies.

And finally, stop bailing out business that, well, fucked up. This is nice but I’d hate to admit it, if we don’t save some more most of these companies, there is going to be a lot more chaos. And I know this is also too late and anti-Libertarian, but wouldn’t these companies and the rest of us have benefited by more oversight and regulations?

In short, Libertarians want to do all of the things that got us into this mess. Maybe they just want to finish the job.


Feb 3 2009

News Links 02-03-09

Because the Republicans need to find help from someone even stupider than they are

Joe the plumber coming to advise Republicans. This guy is a bigger attention whore than Sarah Palin, and knows when to quit less than Hillary.

This is the PERFECT guy to lead the NRA

The Nuge. Because he’s so stable.

Commentary on the stimulus

“As late as 1976, the richest 1 percent of the country took home about 9 percent of the total national income. By 2006, they were pocketing more than 20 percent. It’s not coincidental that 1928 was the last time that the top 1 percent took home more than 20 percent of the nation’s income.”

The GOP’s list of wasteful spending in the Stimulus bill

As seen in my last post.