May 6 2010

For a Terrorist, Faisal Shahzad sure is a corporate kiss-up

Check out the resume of a terrorist.

I so hope this isn’t a hoax. It is just too good to be true.

I like the objective statement: “To work in a high-energy and challenging business environment that will promote professional and personal growth while adding significant value to my employer.” Talk about playing lackey. I just hit bingo on my kiss-up bingo card.

Thankfully he reminds me why I could never get an office job, and why I make such little money. At least I kept my soul.